Monday, August 20, 2012

P.T. Barnum is Alive and Well, and Living in New Jersey

According to the New York Times, John Corzine is unlikely to be prosecuted for his role in the collapse of MF Global, and to celebrate his good fortune Mr. Corzine is contemplating starting a hedge fund based on his trading prowess.  Rumor is investors are chomping at the bit to invest with this wizard of Wall Street (well, not really).  Anyway, we though it would be a good idea to help him come up with a name for his new endeavor:

Son of MF Investments

Black Box Investments

Madoff, Bozo & Corzine Investors

Toxic Paper Capital Management

Up in Smoke Investments

The Presidential Pardon Perpetual Income Fund

The Nifty Fifty Basketcase Fund

The Falling Knife Capital Opportunity Fund

The 'La Dolce Vita' Sinking Market Fund

The House Always Wins Fund

Can't Miss Partners

The Bet the Farm Market Neutral Fund

The Fickle Finger of Fate Investment Partners

The Mythic Myopia Fund

Readers, please feel free to chip in with your ideas.

"I simply do not know where the money is... I do not know which accounts are unreconciled or whether the unreconciled accounts were, or were not, subject to the segregation rules."
- Jon Corzine

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