More Presidential Election Silliness

Would you be more inclined to vote for the candidate who put a dog in a crate on the roof of their car to go on the family vacation or the candidate who has eaten dog? Which candidate would you say is more humane in their treatment of man's best friend? Let's see if anyone in the mainstream media has the guts to actually frame the issue this way. But, quite honestly, I don't even know why this matters.