Saturday, February 11, 2012

The Zombie Apocalypse

Chuck Woolery assures us that Big Government is addressing the unfolding zombie apocalypse, and calms nerves by answering questions from concerned citizens:

For those still concerned and troubled, there's always the tax payer funded government website devoted to Zombie Preparedness. Hopefully, these preventative measures will keep the situation from escalating into a full scale invasion similar to what is happening in other parts of the world:

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